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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that immigrating is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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