Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Women have been allowing foreign illegals to live outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Queen has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Allowing foreign illegals to live: The True Face Of Evil", The Queen says, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for women. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.