The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the unions are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the unions using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..