The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting to kidnap a senior royal, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting to kidnap a senior royal, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties plotting to kidnap a senior royal is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Arbeit macht frei.