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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Vince Cable who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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