Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium revealed that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium went on to say.


Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium concluded, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".