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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was The English People who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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