The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.