Conservative head office has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen cyber criminals involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to cyber criminals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Cyber criminals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.