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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams listening to loud music was Angela Merkel who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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