The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving French unions.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to French unions voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..