I’m not racist but surely allowing cyber criminals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Listening to loud music is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that cyber criminals aren’t listening to loud music in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Conservative head office agrees with me, saying today, "read my lips; no new taxes".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.