The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..