The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of A hardworking family, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..