The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are fighting the poilce every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams fighting the poilce was Angela Merkel who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..