Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now causing obesity. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Theresa May revealed that hoody-wearing layabouts have been causing obesity with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for hoody-wearing layabouts.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Theresa May went on to say.


Theresa May concluded, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".