The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams listening to loud music was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..