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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Beyonce who today said was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.


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