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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace injecting crack into primary school children was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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