The Mail has learned that Twitter users are responsible for burning policemen at the stake.

Has the world gone mad? Twitter users are burning policemen at the stake with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Enoch Powell, who said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!"