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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now squatting houses left empty by families on holiday. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Lala from the teletubbies revealed that bleeding heart liberals have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for bleeding heart liberals.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Lala from the teletubbies went on to say.


Lala from the teletubbies concluded, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".


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