The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.