The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Lala from the teletubbies who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..