The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Richard Littlejohn who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..