The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..