I’m not racist but surely allowing the politically correct Islington lefties to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Reading the works of Karl Marx is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that the politically correct Islington lefties aren’t reading the works of Karl Marx in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "arbeit macht frei".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.