Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Corbynites such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Corbynites have this week been revealed as selling heroin to the unions.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Corbynites would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who this week said, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that selling heroin to the unions is acceptable behaviour.