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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now fighting the poilce. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Theresa May revealed that migrants have been fighting the poilce with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for migrants.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Theresa May went on to say.


Theresa May concluded, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".


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