Guardian-reading do-gooders have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jacob Rees-Mogg said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants"

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.