Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now burning policemen at the stake. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Nicolas Sarkozy revealed that bleeding heart liberals have been burning policemen at the stake with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for bleeding heart liberals.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Nicolas Sarkozy went on to say.


Nicolas Sarkozy concluded, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".