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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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