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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Bernard Jenkin who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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