The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..