The Mail has learned that hooligans are responsible for fighting the poilce.

Has the world gone mad? Hooligans are fighting the poilce with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Ian Dunkin-Donuts, who said "surely something can be done?"