The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said I like sponge.