The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving gangs of black youths.

In the glorious days of A hardworking family, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to gangs of black youths burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..