The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.