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Lala from the teletubbies has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers Lala from the teletubbies’s comments come in a week that has seen thugs involved in squatting houses left empty by families on holiday on an ever more frequent basis.

Lala from the teletubbies’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to thugs it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Thugs and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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