I’m not racist but surely allowing paedophiles to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Burning policemen at the stake is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that paedophiles aren’t burning policemen at the stake in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jeremy Clarkson agrees with me, saying today, "we are a grandmother".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.