The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals reading the works of Karl Marx was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..