The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was some bloke in the pub who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..