The Mail has learned that enviro-Mental-ists are responsible for assisting asylum seekers.

Has the world gone mad? Enviro-Mental-ists are assisting asylum seekers with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to some bloke in the pub, who said "read my lips; no new taxes"