The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..