The Mail has learned that the poor are responsible for terrorising innocent investment bankers.

Has the world gone mad? The poor are terrorising innocent investment bankers with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Jeremy Clarkson, who said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."