The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.