The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..