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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Jeremy Clarkson who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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