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I’m not racist but surely allowing Corbynites to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Corbynites aren’t setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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