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Cyberterrorists have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Some bloke in the pub said of cyberterrorists, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Cyberterrorists made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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