The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.